Post by Reddevil on May 27, 2006 15:47:09 GMT -5
Okay, lets get a few things straight. Heaven won’t have me, and Hell is afraid that I’ll take over. And it is because of this that I am stuck on this Earth with only writing as my outlet. What’s even worse is that because of my past sins, and possibly my future ones, both God and Satan came to arrangement. That arrangement is as follows:
‘Francesca (AKA Reddevil and any other alias she may go by) can write until her little heart is content, however; any celebrity, or character that she writes about DOES NOT and never will belong to her. Nor do the idea’s that come to her, such as ‘massive car accident, woman almost dies, doctor saves her life and they get married and have lots of lovely children that grow up to be doctors and everything is fine and dandy for the rest of eternity’. Because lets face it, all of the basic ideas have been done to death so it would be impossible for her to own them. Conversely, all writing that she comes up with comes from her sometimes sick and twisted mind therefore does belong to her, as do the characters that are created within that cold, insane place that she refers to as her brain.’
Now that that part is over and done with, here comes my favourite bit *Grins evilly* If I discover that any of my work has been plagiarised, I will contact every ff website that I can and I will tell them how much of a lying, two faced, stealing son of a bitch that you are. THEN I will hunt you down, cut you open slowly and painfully (although not slowly enough to allow you to die from blood loss), I will pull your intestines out and strangle you with them, and then FINALLY, I will wrap said intestines around a tree, your dead body collapsed in a heap under the burning Sun, and I will watch in mild joy while vultures come down and peck at your rotting carcass. Understood? *Smiles sweetly*
‘Francesca (AKA Reddevil and any other alias she may go by) can write until her little heart is content, however; any celebrity, or character that she writes about DOES NOT and never will belong to her. Nor do the idea’s that come to her, such as ‘massive car accident, woman almost dies, doctor saves her life and they get married and have lots of lovely children that grow up to be doctors and everything is fine and dandy for the rest of eternity’. Because lets face it, all of the basic ideas have been done to death so it would be impossible for her to own them. Conversely, all writing that she comes up with comes from her sometimes sick and twisted mind therefore does belong to her, as do the characters that are created within that cold, insane place that she refers to as her brain.’
Now that that part is over and done with, here comes my favourite bit *Grins evilly* If I discover that any of my work has been plagiarised, I will contact every ff website that I can and I will tell them how much of a lying, two faced, stealing son of a bitch that you are. THEN I will hunt you down, cut you open slowly and painfully (although not slowly enough to allow you to die from blood loss), I will pull your intestines out and strangle you with them, and then FINALLY, I will wrap said intestines around a tree, your dead body collapsed in a heap under the burning Sun, and I will watch in mild joy while vultures come down and peck at your rotting carcass. Understood? *Smiles sweetly*
