Hello! Hello!

[lolo]

I'm at a place called [glow=red,2,300]Vertigo[/glow]!

haha!

Hey! Hey!


My name's Lolo, and I came here after going through your link via the Orlando site. You've read my smutty stuff and so I decided to check this site out.


Yeah, so you wanna know more about me?


I, like you, am female, though I DO have a penis...but he's hiding right now and won't introduce himself.

I adore Orlando Bloom, Hugh Dancy, Viggo Mortensen.

U2 is the #1 rock band on the planet; not an opinion, but a fact.

I adore and admire/respect Bono.

I love to write. It's a part of my soul and so much of who I am. I write fan fiction, as well as serious fiction off line. I want to be published one day...if the stars shine on me!


What else?


I'm incredibly cute and loveable, so much so that you might want to slap me! ;D

[Tempted Saint]

*falls over laughing* Yay you are gonna fit right in! *waves* Welcome to the site. Thanks so much for popping in. I know who ya are, so I'll go ahead and put you in the Mature and Adult sections as well. That is where our current fiction is posted. *nods* Someday an innocent shall venture here and we will keep her locked up so she may write the good girl fiction. *sighs* But alas she will eventually be corupted like the rest of us and we'll have to catch another.

Please feel free to join in the fun and post some of your work. *nods fast* We'd LOVE some Orlando fiction!

Soooo...you like Mr. Fancy Dancy huh? I think he's cute enough to bite. ;D *ahem* Sorry oral fetish. *snorts*

*sings* With or without you* Ya know doesn't matter what the man sings....IT'S GOOD! I think even if he started in with "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout..." It would be great. Heh...

I hope you enjoy what we have to offer so far *chuckles* even though is just a bit.

TS

[.::Sith::Bitch::.]

Greetings LoLo *bows* I am .::Sith::Bitch::. *smiles* And don't be fooled by the name. I'm actually a nice person once you ovecome all the bitchiness *nods, chuckles*

Anyway, I, on behalf of my lover, Lord Vader, would like to welcome you to our snazzy site. I hope you find what you are looking for and I can not wait to read some of your fics.

I understand that Viggo, Hugh, and Orli are your favs. They're are some of my favs too. *raises finger to mouth* Shhh! Don't tell Lord Vader! *chuckles*

Anyway, til we meet again. *bows*

.::Sith::Bitch::.

[Reddevil]

Well hello there, good to see that you could join us. I'm Reddevil, AKA Frankie, AKA The slightly insane Resident Bitch. All though despite what people may tell you about me, I am quite a nice person (When I'm asleep )

Orlando Bloom eh? I have to admit he IS extremely pretty. Bit too pretty for his own good though, can you imagine how long he has to spend getting ready to look that good?

Ah, U2. Sunday Bloody Sunday...Best song in the world.

Well if you love to write I'm sure I won't be in short supply of stuff to read when you get around to posting some of your work *hint hint* heh

~Reddevil

ETA: Now I've looked at it, that smilie I used looks extrememly wrong in so many ways.

[lolo]

Holy crud! You guys are awesome and make me laugh. Thanks for the warm welcome. I look forward to getting to know all of you, bitches or not, and can see that I shall fit right in here!!


TS, the idea you had about kidnapping some innocent and turning her over to the dark side is one I can appreciate! haha! This is what I pride myself on doing - corrupting minds.


SMUT RULES!

[Tempted Saint]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Yay another smutter!! *snorts* yeah we are bitches but were fun bitches *nods*
I'm glad your here.